Pop-a-Razzi: A documentary
Get me a close-up on his gut.
The Plot: After years of fighting paparazzi in the courts and having to dodge them wherever they go, the two stars of Ocean’s 11, 12, etc. team up to turn the tables on their most enthusiastic followers.
Clooney having already made his bones as a director puts his considerable wealth and star power on the line as he ventures into documentary. Pitt acts as camera man, delighting in the covert operation aspect of the hunt. The two follow world-renown photographers, recording their lives and editing them for heightened salaciousness.
While Clooney and Pitt come to gain an appreciation for the intricacies of stalking, the subjects find a new appreciation for things like curtains, alternate routes, and hats and sunglasses.
The Pitch: Given that they were willing to make so many Ocean movies together, the two could begin a new reality-franchise. It’s unlikely that either of them have to work anymore so it’s an opportunity to do some good by revealing the kind of scum their fans support by reading or watching gossip TV. It’s a rare opportunity to kill a genre with a mirror.
Megan Fox? You've just hired the A-Team
The Spinoff: “Revenge of the Famous” wherein Clooney and Pitt are hired by fellow celebrities to shoot the most vicious paparazzi, giving the public much needed access to the real lives of those whose work fills the tabloid pages.
Stalk me
