http://ossurynot.com Few words, fewer points Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:49:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 http://ossurynot.com/2010/01/how-i-love-ya/ http://ossurynot.com/2010/01/how-i-love-ya/#comments Tue, 05 Jan 2010 14:03:54 +0000 Tony Russo http://ossurynot.com/?p=451 Good taste is where racism and irony part ways, except in my fictional living room where I propose to have the largest, most offensive statue collection available. ]]> http://ossurynot.com/2010/01/how-i-love-ya/feed/ 0 http://ossurynot.com/2009/11/dads-diner/ http://ossurynot.com/2009/11/dads-diner/#comments Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:10:06 +0000 Tony Russo http://ossurynot.com/?p=429
Good food served with a mild undercurrent of potential abuse. At Dad's Diner you get it our way and we'd better not hear any complaining. Frankly, some restaurant ideas require more time, money and interest than I have. This is one of them.]]> http://ossurynot.com/2009/11/dads-diner/feed/ 0 http://ossurynot.com/2009/11/i-dont-wanna-cause-no-fuss/ http://ossurynot.com/2009/11/i-dont-wanna-cause-no-fuss/#comments Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:53:43 +0000 Tony Russo http://ossurynot.com/?p=404
You know you're getting old when minor trespassing gives you a thrill. True, it wasn't a significant blood-pressure increase but it was enough to begin to shake the weekend ennui out of my head. It was also enough to get me to rethink my resistance to being a Delmartian.]]> http://ossurynot.com/2009/11/i-dont-wanna-cause-no-fuss/feed/ 0 http://ossurynot.com/2009/10/car-insurance-fraud-protection/ http://ossurynot.com/2009/10/car-insurance-fraud-protection/#comments Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:23:59 +0000 Tony Russo http://ossurynot.com/?p=376
In response to the overwhelming demand to kill the fear by buying stuff buy we at FST have decided it would be a good idea for someone to invent a machine to insulate honest, hardworking citizens against the literally billions of scam artists who spend all their free time thinking of ways to take your money.]]> http://ossurynot.com/2009/10/car-insurance-fraud-protection/feed/ 0 http://ossurynot.com/2009/10/she%e2%80%99s-in-love-with-the-boy/ http://ossurynot.com/2009/10/she%e2%80%99s-in-love-with-the-boy/#comments Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:53:16 +0000 Tony Russo http://ossurynot.com/?p=339 The bitter-sweet romantic comedy based on Trisha Yearwood’s hit "She’s in Love with the Boy" is an exploration of the hopes and dreams of recent high school graduates with no foreseeable future. If you were disappointed that "Pretty Woman" and "Something to Talk About" didn’t fully explore their titular depth, this movie is for you.]]> http://ossurynot.com/2009/10/she%e2%80%99s-in-love-with-the-boy/feed/ 0 http://ossurynot.com/2009/10/senior-moment/ http://ossurynot.com/2009/10/senior-moment/#comments Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:15:15 +0000 Tony Russo http://ossurynot.com/?p=300
A Maryland State Police bloodhound team will help find lost seniors as part of the "Silver Alert" program in Maryland. Missing is not enough, though. Seniors also have to be cognitively impaired.]]> http://ossurynot.com/2009/10/senior-moment/feed/ 0 http://ossurynot.com/2009/10/blacks-and-fags/ http://ossurynot.com/2009/10/blacks-and-fags/#comments Sat, 03 Oct 2009 17:29:24 +0000 Tony Russo http://ossurynot.com/?p=266
What bothered us was that when he looked at us he saw people for whom his statement might hold humor. We were all way more offended by that implication than any assault against stereotypical beer preferences. The only thing worse than offending some one's sense of morality is offending their self-image.]]> http://ossurynot.com/2009/10/blacks-and-fags/feed/ 0 http://ossurynot.com/2009/09/fsn/ http://ossurynot.com/2009/09/fsn/#comments Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:39:16 +0000 Tony Russo http://ossurynot.com/?p=226
When you say goodbye to your child on any given morning you feel relatively certain they’ll remain un-kidnapped during the day, but on what information do you base that justification? The fact that they know not to talk to strangers?]]> http://ossurynot.com/2009/09/fsn/feed/ 0 http://ossurynot.com/2009/09/interview-with-a-zombie/ http://ossurynot.com/2009/09/interview-with-a-zombie/#comments Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:43:46 +0000 Tony Russo http://ossurynot.com/?p=126
What if you were still conscious after you became a zombie? Imagine the horror and dramatic implications of knowing the “real” person is still alive behind the zombie’s eyes, watching as their own body tears into living flesh; unable to even scream.]]> http://ossurynot.com/2009/09/interview-with-a-zombie/feed/ 0 http://ossurynot.com/2009/09/afterlife-movers/ http://ossurynot.com/2009/09/afterlife-movers/#comments Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:52:01 +0000 Tony Russo http://ossurynot.com/?p=67
Going through the decedent’s personal effects can be a bittersweet or even painful experience loaded with an authenticity of being that, let’s face it, we’re not really enthused about dealing with.]]> http://ossurynot.com/2009/09/afterlife-movers/feed/ 0