Senior Moment
STATE OFFICIALS TO ANNOUNCE IMPLEMENTATION OF SILVER ALERT PLAN FOR MISSING SENIORS WITH COGNITIVE DISORDERS Read more
Blacks and fags
Emancipator? I hardly know'er!
The joke goes like this: You ask your audience how every racist joke begins. Then you look around slowly to make sure no one resembling your punch line is within ear shot. The problem, of course, is sometimes your audience might be indignant even if they look as you do. The only thing worse than offending some one’s sense of morality is offending their self-image.
Friendly Strangers Network
We're here to help
When you say goodbye to your child on any given morning you feel relatively certain they’ll remain un-kidnapped during the day, but on what information do you base that justification? The fact that they know not to talk to strangers? Read more
Interview with a Zombie*
I never tire of zombies
From haiku to classic literature, zombies have been documented in every kind of genre and from almost every perspective. The zombie movie I won’t write would tell the tragedy of zombification from the first-person narrative of one of the walking dead.
The film would pose the most horrifying zombie scenario yet − what if you were still conscious after you became a zombie? Imagine the horror and dramatic implications of knowing the “real” person is still alive behind the zombie’s eyes, watching as their own body tears into living flesh; unable to even scream.
Afterlife Movers
Like this, but your responsibility to clean.
When you’ve lost a loved one one of the most difficult things to do is dispose of their belongings. Sure, it’s pretty easy to distribute the jewelry and other obvious heirlooms but what about the mounds of knickknacks, letters and quasi-personal papers that no one wants responsibility for or responsibility for throwing out?
Stalk me
